I work in a bookstore. Last night, a customer comes in and says, "I'm looking for this book about a dog and the dog explains what human life is like through his eyes."
I pause. Wait for it...wait for it..."Is it fiction?" I ask.
We look at each other for a moment, then break out laughing.
"Well that's definitely the dumbest thing I've said today," I add.
It's official. I need a vacation. Soon.