Tall Penguin sees her psychiatrist. Tall Penguin shares story of heartbreak and grief over a lost love and her attempts to come to terms with the situation. Psychiatrist recommends Tall Penguin read "Eat, Pray, Love" and/or see the film as "homework". Tall Penguin is now looking for a new psychiatrist.
It could've been worse. Psychiatrist could've recommended Tall Penguin read, "The Secret" or its equally abhorrent companion, "The Power", at which point Tall Penguin would've released years of "repressed rage" on psychiatrist and been subsequently sedated and hospitalized.
Sigh. It's a sad day when you realize that you're more intelligent than your therapist.