Lady customer approaches me:
"Do you have any books on puberty?" she asks.
"Yes, we do. Is it for your daughter?" I ask, motioning to the girl at her side.
"How old is she?" I ask.
"She's 8 but she's already started growin' tits," the mother says.
Woah. Did she just say that? Yup, she did. She just called her daughter's beautiful, budding breasts tits.
Not much more to say on this. Just another day mixin' it up with humanity.