Do you ever have those days where even chewing seems like an effort too heavy to bear? I woke up this morning and went to the fridge seeking to quiet my tummy rumblings, only to find we're out of bread. The only thing in there is bagels---twelve-grain bagels. I turned up my nose. I'm too tired to make the effort to chew and process all that good-for-me fiber. Just the thought of having to parse out all the grainy bits, chew them diligently, and then move them along through my digestive tract is more than I can commit to today.
Now, where's that yogurt?