When it's quiet at the bookstore, we bookslaves will often seek out interesting titles and peruse their contents. We call it "product knowledge"; at least that's what we call it when the manager walks by. Tonight's book of choice was Virgin Sex for Girls located in our Parenting section (Please Note: googling the words "virgin sex girls" will get you to the book listing, but will also expose your eyes to all manner of other stuff. Consider yourself warned).
Here's a few gems that we found particularly entertaining this evening. In the section on getting ready for sex, there's a listing of what can help stimulate arousal. Sandwiched between kissing and sexual fantasy was "deep emotional connection". Awww...isn't that special?
My greatest education of the evening came in the lists of all of the phrases used to describe sex and masturbation. Now, I know I haven't had a lot of exposure to these types of things, but I've heard enough about sex over the years and figured I'd heard most of the terms used. Not so. My favorite new term for sex is now "chopping the wood". Would you care to chop wood? Let's go back to my place and chop wood.
But the best phrase I learned tonight is in reference to female masturbation...Paddling the pink canoe. LOVE IT!!! I won't be able to use this one enough. I'm going to work it into just about every conversation over the next week, just because I can. I'm curious to see the reactions. I'll keep you posted.
Edited to add: Check out sex-lexis for all manner of sexual terms, quotes and expressions. An endless source of new words for your daily use.