Friday, June 6, 2008

In Our Own Image...

You know you've created God in your own image when he hates the same people you do. ~~Anne Lamott

Sports Fans? Not sure what that's about. But I'm pretty sure I'm going to Hell.

tall penguin

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

They forgot politicians.

John Conley said...

They also forgot tele-vangelists.

tall penguin said...

Ha, ha, ha. You guys crack me up. Irreverence makes me happy. :)

matt said...

Sounds like a good time to me. I can identify with at least 10 of those. If this is the case, Heaven would be my own personal hell. :)

Anonymous said...

Can I be a whoremongerer and a lesbian at the same time?

Ged said...

Can I be a whoremongerer and a lesbian at the same time?

Only if you are a woman, I guess. Somehow I don't think 'whoremongerer' is the term that would be used tho.

If you find you're on the list you may as well go the whole hog and do em all.

Ged said...
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Ged said...

It just occurred to me that murderers are not on the list. What about rapists or arsonists? Have these people no concept of proportionality?

tall penguin said...

"Can I be a whoremongerer and a lesbian at the same time?"

Only if you're really, really lucky! ;)

Anonymous said...

Lucky or good?

happinessiseasy said...

We were discussing this billboard in a forum, and the consensus was that Sports Fans idolize the players and teams.

Whatever you're about to ask, the answer is "I don't know either!"

Elessa said...

i notice that eight of the items listed are related to sex.

i guess that means unless you are heterosexual, married and only screw in the missonary style you will be going to hell.

i notice they forgot to mention murderers. is that so the xtian right can continue to support a middle east war?

Rich Beckman said...

You're going to hell??

Well, you'll find plenty of interesting people there. Hell is a much more appealing place than heaven.

José P. said...

Does this mean I'm going to hell twelve times? :\

José P. said...

('Cuz, y'know, I think one infinity is enough for me to learn my lesson...)

Flonkbob said...

Hmmm. How can I say this delicately?


FUCK Jesus and the donkey he rode in on. And yes, I do deny the frikkin Ghost. :P

John Conley said...

Oh some people. This blog is about positive humanity. Let's be positive, despite our differences. I think that joking about the IDEA is one thing, but slamming the IDEAL is what they're doing too. Join them, and well, you've joined them.

Let's love instead.

John Conley

Anonymous said...

John Conley has a point. Why can't we all just get along?

José P. said...
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José P. said...

Now that is one list you definitely couldn't fit into a roadside billboard.