So I just woke up from the strangest dream. I was walking along the boardwalk hand in hand with a mysterious, handsome gentleman. We stopped at a beachside food stand and I ordered a hamburger. I got my order, sat down to enjoy it and the burger was all wet and soggy. I strolled up to the counter to state my displeasure and requested a new burger. And then I woke up.
So, now I'm pissed and hungry as all get-out. So I call up my friend at work (the bookstore is open late tonight) and say, "I MUST have a burger!" He laughs.
My burger has arrived! (tall penguin shuffles off to the door)
Oh my. A burger has never tasted so good. Yum. Sigh. Snort. (Insert other random food noises here.)
Well, a good night to all. I'm off to dream of French Fries and vanilla milkshakes.